Hey guysssss It's Orochimaru!

That young demon fox boy.... Naruto - Kun has really come along. I think he might’ve become as strong as Saskue! But I don’t believe that the training of that idiot Jirayai could’ve out matched my training! But I think Naruto kun, has an unfair advantage of my Saskue! He has the power of the Nine-tails demon fox, an unfair amount of Chakra. Look at me talking about being unfair! Saskue, will truly kill that fool. And I will finally know that His body is ready for me to take!
And once I have his powers, I will finally be able to take over Konoha, and begin my conquest of all of the hidden villages! That Kabuto is getting on my nerves though. He just stands there all the time, and does everything I say. I think he’s beginning to like me! And it’s starting to freak me out! Everyone knows how life is, I’m the older version of Saskue, Jirayai is that of Naruto, and that big chested Tsunade is Sakura! I’m totally into Tsunade! She’s freaking hot!