Enter Uzumaki Naruto!!!

I think I went to the wrong channel... can some one direct me to Cartoon Network please... Believe it...

Hey it's me... Uzumaki Naruto... Number 1 loud mouth ninja... Jirayai just made take this disgusting action shot of him... [[ whispers]] I think he is trying to get a date off of Konohaspace...

Oh yeah... now that's better... Do u know what... this is my first time... ever talking to anyone on this internet thing... how are all of you? I'm doing good... how's your life been going for u so far... mines been going incredible... U know...My dad's dead... i don't know what happened to my mom... uhm... pops put a demon in me... uhm... i was an outcast... hmmm

Oh yeah... I wanted to let u all know that Jiraiya has been like a grand father to me... a very old perverted grandfather... who I would never ever... leave a nice beautiful young woman.. like Sakura... Well she'd probably kick his...

It's been so long since... Me... Sakura and Saskue were on a mission... it's been a long time... do u know what... Sakura did a painting... and when she showed it to me... i just wanted to find Saskue even more..

We used to be friends... We used to be friends... along time ago... along time a go... Aaaaaa AAAAA.... The Veronica Mars/OC theme song...

I wish i could have my own theme song... Oh wait... i do... SWEET... TIME FOR SOME RAMEN!!!!!! Later... i'm gonna get me some Ramen... and maybe score! Woot Woot!

Ho Ho Ho... it's the great Toad Sage... back for one more

How do u like this sexy Action Shot???? I had Naruto take it... OH YEAH!
Man... it's be awhile... see I was stuck fighting with this dork... I was out promoting my new Book... " Kissy Kissy Goo Goo: The true Konoha Story" Which hits shelves December 21st... just in time for Christmas.... Sorry... I deviated... I was in such a heated battle... with this no body... I forget his name... Kisame... no that's not it... Ping pong... nope... that's not it either... Pang... Eh... whatever his name is...

But i'm not here to bore u with my tales... I bet my tales of great accomplishments are out there, you can probably read all about it... Or wait until they make the movie about me... hahaha... Well. that's all I have to say for now... Remember... BUY MY BOOK!!!! Comes out December 21st... tell everyone you know... get your very own copy of "Kissy Kissy GOO GOO: The True Konoha Story"

Jiraiya Out!

The Toad Sage is back

Ho Ho HO, the great Toad Sage is back, and he's better than ever... Oh yeah folks, you can pick up ur very own copy of Jiraiya's love juice at any great ninja convienent mart...

Man, I was looking through some old photos, of me and the other Lengendary No bodys... hahaha... just kidding...

Man, what happened to Tsunade? She used to be so flat... well see kids, eating your vegetables and having a lot of protien can do wonders for ya! HO HO HO, what I would do to her in a dark alley, with her hands tied behind her back, and her not kicking my ass...

Look at that... Mr. Big Bad Soul Jumper... OOOOH look at me, I'm so gloomy ... I'm so sad... let me leave and become a loner, because I want to become Powerful... Orochimaru... look at what happened to him... he went off and become sooo evil... Tsunade is a medical ninja... Orochimaru is a loner who's great at Jutsus... and me the great Jiraiya is just a perv... who can summon toads!

Wait a minute... why does that sound so familiiar?

Naruto... Saskue... and Sakura... what is this... It's like looking into a smaller... bloder mirror... man... I really hope Naruto doesn't end up like me... I think honestly... we've all scarred these kids for life... I mean really... I think we have scarred them... what if Saskue grows up and leave the village, and tries to become stronger only to get revenge on someone that was once close to them... Oh Wait... he already left with Orochimaru... What if Sakura ends up wanting to be smart, beautiful and a Medical ninja? What if she becomes so incredibly strong? Oh Wait she has... My good ness... these kids need to get their own identities... next thing you know they'll be considered the greatest Ninja's in the entire world... even legendary status... and then... one of them becomes Hokage... my god... I'll have to put a stop to this... I need to talk to Orochimaru... see if he's in... I think the three legendary Sannin can take on three little ninjas!

RIGHT?!?!

Shadow Possession Jutsu

Blogs... there are soooo troublesome! Why am i even doing this? It's Nara... Skikamaru Nara here! I've had many questions about my shadow Possession jutsu! It's really simple, and you guys are making it so trouble some! All you need to do is be a Nara... Oh wait, you aren't so it's much harder for you guys to perform my families technique! All of you are so troublesome, just like that blonde beautry Temari... Oh wait... did I say that out loud... man i hope she doesn't read this. i need to get into my corner, put my fingers together and figure a plan to make sure she doesn't read this....

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GOT IT! I've got only one option... I have to marry her... that way she'll never know that I like her... I have everything planned out... I'll marry her, and distract her from all computers in Konoha... wait... that won't work... I'll have to destroy all of the computers... wait... what about the sand village computers... do they even get decent internet connections out there... I mean come on it's all sand! AHA... this idea was sooo troublesome... I'll tell her I'm gay... but that would make it awkward around Naruto... I remember the first time Him and Saskue kissed... pretty troublesome.. for all the girls! But hey... you all are making me do so much more work than I'm used to! I'm outta here... you troublesome people! The ladies are troubling me! Shikamaru... OUT!...

See I pulled a Seacrest!

It's the Great...Legendary toad Sage!

Ho Ho Ho... I'm not the fat man in the red robe, creaping down your Chimney! Oh no! It's me the great... the one... the only TOAD SAGE Jiraiya! Oh YEAH!!!!
I was in the middle of some awesome research, when i just had to sit here and tell you all about my new book! It's going to be so much better than "Make out Paradise" Oh YEAH! That's gonna be tough to beat! But I'm using my Toton jutsu, and i haven't been CAUGHT YET!

Now, let me tell u a little secret... i have a MAJOR crush on some one!!! I'll give you a hint... don't tell anyone! But all of my books revolve around my love for this "Flat chested" woman!!! HAHAHAHA sometimes i make myself laugh! I'm just way to funny!

Well enough of the promoting of my new book... Which I am working on a title... what do you guys think it should be??? "Goo Goo Paradise" " Love of a Hokage" " I like big Kunais and can not lie"

Well a small update on your fool of a ninja... the future sixth Hokage... which i never understood... if your not the first of something... there is no point in doing it... Like come on I had two shots... but being Hokage would've totally ruined my research time.... Wait ... wait... a minute!!!! OH MY GOODNESS... For the Love of Kunais... When your Hokage everyone listens to you! AHHHH I made a big mistake! do you think it's to late to become Hokage? Well All i'll have to do is make sure Naruto doesn't make it... he he he... Maybe I'll teach him the Explody Rasengan! HAHAHAHA

Oh... the hot springs are getting crowded... Time to go back and do some research!!!

An old tale from an Old ramen lover!

Hi, today i'm gonna take a break, because I have a special guest for you all today. He's really old, he's lived in Konoha all of his life! But his name will stay secret! he has a lot of enemies!

Welcome my new young readers! Grab a nice steamy bowl of Rame, pull up a seat and I'll tell you a tale of a great hero, a great Shinobi warrior. Uzumaki Naruto of the Hidden Leaf Village! He is the resident number 1 Loud mouth ninja, who is unpredictable! So sit back and listen to this old mans tale of the Boy who harboured a demon within his soul!
Long ago when I was a Jounin, my team and I were off on a mission, while we were on our way home, we recieved news from my trusted messenger hawk that Konoha was under attack. My home was being attacked by the most power Demon of them all! The NINE TAILS DEMON FOX!!!! My time and I rushed back to our village to see it in total chaos! The Demon fox was unrelenting! Many great Shinobi warriors Died that day! A very close friend of mine died that night... Minato....The Fourth Hokage. At such a young age, death came to him to quickly! He just fathered a young baby boy... Uzumaki Naruto. The Foruth Hokage may he rest in peace, used his own jutsu and sealed the Kyubi inside of his own son! Hoping that the villagers of Konoha would respect him, and honor the fact that Naruto held the demon at bay! But to my dismay, no one loved or revered Naruto!
The last mission the Fourth Hokage sent me on was a top secret mission, which I still am working till this very day. For I was away from the Land of Konoha for so long! I would've gladly taken Naruto under my wing and trained him as my own! But dreams sometime never come true! But how Naruto has Grown. He's been the most loudest prankster! He always seem to amaze me, even when he didn't graduate from school, he still managed to become a gennin! The night he stole the sacred Scrolls. I was just returning home, and I was ready to stop anyone from harming young Naruto, but he seemed to be able to handle it himself. He was able to master the KageBushin no Jutsu in no time at all!
That's all for today, i must get back to my mission, and if you are willing to have me return! I shall... I'll tell you about my exploits, my adventures, and my mysterious life! goodbye fellow shinobi warriors!

A Bowl of Chicken Ramen!

Well I just bought the new Naruto Game, Ultimate Ninja 2, and then one second later they come up with a new game..... Uzumaki Chronicles 2! While I was playing Ultimate Ninja 2 I felt like I was playing the best game ever! This game is incredibly done, and all the characters that I love are in the game! The fight cut scenes are so awesome, I love doing all the special techniques! I'm not going to just sit here and tell you exactly who made the game... because that's not what most people want, you could easily go to gamespy for that!
But this game has over 30 characters! All Awesome! I won't list em all, but just the coolest ones.
There is Jiraiya... Orochimaru, Lady Tsunade, Nine tails naruto, Anbu Kakashi... Itachi! Loads more. It's really cool! Ok ok... here's the list
Gai Sensie
Rock lee
Kankorou
Temari
Gaara
Shikamaru
Choiji
Ino
Sakura
Saskue
Anbu Kakashi
Kakashi
Ten Ten
Neji
Itachi
Kisame
Third Hokage
Hinata
and there are some special characters aswell... Overall Excellent Game!

RAMEN Time!

Well in todays tasty bowl of ramen... I'm going to be talking about... the one... the only... The great... PERVY SAGE... Jiraiya!

Jiraya was one of the three students of The Third Hokage... They were excellent ninjas.... and during the great Ninja war they clashed with Hanzo... The leader of The hidden village of the RAIN... They were able to survive his ruthless attacks... so Hanzo spared their lives and gave them the names of Legendary Sannin! After years of working together they soon reached Jonin level... and were capable of leading their own teams. Jiraiya had the honor being the teacher of The fourth hokage... Minato Namikaze. When Orochimaru left, Jiraiya tried to bring him back... he failed, so he wanted to continue to follow Orochimaru and Akatsuki... He was actually in line of becoming the next HOKAGE... well... the fourth I mean! But he passed the offer up twice....

Jiraiya is able to summon the Great Boss Toad, just like Naruto!
GAMABUNTA is the Great boss toad! His main trademark technique is his Rasengan!

Another tasty bowl of Ramen!

Today we are going to discuss Lady Tsunade... Also known as the Slug Princess!

Lady Tsunade is indeed the granddaughter of the First Hokage of the hidden village of the leaves. As a child she was one of the three students under the 3rd hokage. Her fellow teammates where known as Jiraya and Orochimaru! They were so awesome... that they got the title of the Legendary Sannin! She has the ability to control all of her chakra and focus it while fighting. She is an incredible Medical ninja, who is able to make her self look younger, by using chakra to continually regenerate the facial features! She is able to summon a Giant White and Blue Slug known as Katsuyu!
When we first Meet Princess Tsunade, Naruto is trying to recruit her to come back to the village with Jirayai and himself. The village council has decided that Princess Tsunade is the perfect candidate to become the Next hokage. Though Naruto doesn't approve of her, due to the fact that she is a compulsive gambler. Naruto fights with her... Naruto even makes a bet with... to perform the Rasengan perfectly!

Naruto Proves her wrong, and shows how much will and determination he has. Once again naruto proves himself!!!

Naruto episode

Today we will discuss the character of Naruto! Alot of you were asking about it, well because I brought it up, so I'm writing about Naruto's Past!


UZUMAKI NARUTO!!!!

Uzumaki Naruto was born in the village of leaves... he was born from a woman from the Land of the whirlpool. His mothers name is Uzumaki Kushina, and his father is Namikaze Minato, the fourth HOKAGE.... Naruto grew up as an outcast, and he wasn't accepted by anyone. So in order to gain attention he mainly tried to pull off pranks. Iruka Sensei took Naruto under his wing, and became his friends. Well you all the know the rest... inside Naruto lies the power of the 9 tails demon-fox. One of the most powerful demons.

His main techniques include his Sexy no Jutsu...
Rasengan
Mass Shadow Clone Jutsu!

Come back for more Naruto BIOS!

UZUMAKI NARUTO

I have anoter nice bowl of Naruto Ramen... Today's edition of Uzumaki Naruto Ramen... we'll be discussing the possibilities of who Naruto's parent's might be... Now... I'm very confused... how did Naruto grow up in the village all alone? did he live on his own the entire time, or did he live with a foster family. From what i've read... and what i've seen, he has his own apartment... But that's just odd, but then again they are a Ninja village... so they must be tough people! But who is his dad? Is it the fourth hokage? But I don't think so... people would call him the fourths son then... but they don't... it kind of makes me sad... to see Naruto live like that... but that is what actually fuels him... i bet not knowing who he is... fuels his urge to define himself... i guess he is luckier than most of us... he doesn't have someone else's shadow to live under... he has his own legacy to create... which makes him such a great hero... I can't believe that he is such a great hero... think about it... his life is soooo sad... that every triumph he makes... we cheer for him... we cheer for him... We will always cheer for him... because he's that hero who has nothing...

I already finished eating the RAMEN!

Naruto Shippuuden... DON'T READ if you haven't seen it

Don't read if you haven't seen naruto Shippuuden series just yet. Don't worry faithful readers, i will write more stuff later ons... today I have to write this cause it's fresh in my mind.
I recently watched episode 26 of Naruto Shippuuden, and I've also read the manga's. I loved the manga's it was so detailed and yet it was confined to such a small space. I'm sorry to say this but, this episode wasn't that great.... JUST KIDDING! It was awesome as always, it was incredible. I couldn't believe how great it was. The entire fight made you twist and churn.
I knew that Sakura survives, but there were moment's when I thought she wasn't going to make it! I love the puppet techniques that Sasori executes, they were incredible! 100 puppets. And in the end of the episode... he switched his body. But one thing got to me...

Sasori lost his parents at such a young age, when i read the manga's I always assumed that he had turned them into puppets, but this really shed some light on the matter. It made me feel sorry for the kid...he built puppet parents...is everyone in Naruto parentless... Well the really powerful ones anyways... Thats it for now... i'll have more to say later on folks!

Second Naruto Bowl of Ramen

I see that writting about my own exploits will become difficult, and I hope that when some one by chance reads, I hope I can grab your attention. In today's nice bowl of Ramen, I will be discussing the first Naruto movie. Naruto Clash in the land of the Snow.

Overall Rating 5 stars out of 4... it's that good.
Now I'm a true Naruto fan, and i really don't like movies being spoiled for me, so I'm not going to give you a review... but then again, you might want one, so if u want a surprise don't read on... just don't... but I recommend having it as a surprise!

Set in the Snow Country (a previously unheard of Country in the Naruto universe) the first Naruto movie follows the plight of the leader of the Snow, his young daughter, and his young brother. Originally, the ruler of this small, ice covered country was a bespectacled man named Kazehana Sousetsu, who had helped keep the country peaceful and had ambitions to let his daughter rule the country when he had retired. However, his younger brother Dotou was also keen to take the throne and revolted against Sousetsu to take control of the Snow Country. Tragically, Sousetsu was killed, but as he died he gave a precious crystal to his daughter, named Koyuki, who then fled the country. At this time, a younger ANBU-member Kakashi was also in the Snow Country fulfilling a mission, and it may be logical to assume that he had helped the girl desert from her homeland. Ten years later, and back in the present, the new ruler of the Snow Country, Dotou, is trying to strengthen his military forces in order to challenge the power of the 5 Great Shinobi countries (Cloud, Earth, Fire, Water, Wind). Back in the Leaf Village, it is some time after the end of the Chuunin exam, and Kakashi's Team 7 are given a new mission, the first one they've worked together on in a long time. The duty assigned to the team is to escort a popular but selfish actor named Fujimi Yuki to the Snow Country where she is to film a new movie, the last in the "Adventures of the Unlucky Princess" series, even though she is reluctant to go and walks out of the studio. Eventually she is persuaded to go, but the reception she receives in the Snow Country is far from friendly.Their enemies in the movie are Mizore, Nadare, and Fubuki (whose names translate directly to Sleet, Avalanche, and Snow-Storm) who are dressed in special suits that allow them to utilise snow-based attacks, particularly with the mechanical lokking devices on their arms. They attack the actress and Team 7 at once, but there seems to be some relation between their attack and the girl Koyuki, who went missing ten years ago...

Wow... I had two bowls of Ramen, that one took a while to write... i hope you all enjoyed!

The First Bowl of Ramen

Hello my fellow Shinobi warriors. Welcome back from your extremely challenging missions, and just grab a bowl of Ramen and enjoy! This is my very first post for this brand new blog. And most of you are probably wondering why are you even here. Well you probably typed Naruto somewhere and found this. "Am I wasting my time reading this?". That is entirely up to you, so i won't waste any more of your time. I'll just list the topics I will cover, and you decide If i'm right for you, no pressure.

1. Naruto (of course) both Japanese and American versions.
2. Naruto fanfiction
3. Naruto theories ( Ranges from building up real chakra to crazy theories)
4. JUTSU'S
5. Advice ( how to become an effective shinobi)
6. game reviews.
7. anything else that can come to mind.

Oh, if you want, go ahead and read all other blogs out there, I'll wait, go out and read all of the blogs and then when your tired of reading everything else, just come back, grab a nice bowl of RAMEN and enjoy!
If your still interested in reading, keep going, if do as you wish!


Now the introduction phase, I am Le0dude from the hidden willage of the Oranges. In the land where the USHokage had a great battle against a pretzel, yet our fearless USHokage prevailed against that evil. Well moving on.
I'm a gennin, remember I'm a Naruto Level gennin, meaning I'm not that bright! but "Believe It" I'm that good. I know there are plenty of SHinobi's out there, so don't hide anymore, reveal some of your tall tales of heroic adventures.

Today's first Blog is an attempt to get people to read, and non-shinobi's to become a shinobi. In order to do that I must write a compelling and incredible story that will trap you in what I like to call my "No Blog escape Jutsu" now you can't leave.

I am an informed shinobi, I know a lot of things. Where to find certain Mangas, where to find the lost footages of the great shinobi warriors when they were in battle. I remember just yesturday witnessing the great Rock Lee facing off with Gaara for the first time. Or even the time when Lee got a little tipsy!
If you have questions, about anything ask, and we'll go from there. This will be a very interactive blog, ask what you want and you will recieve an answer, either from me or from someone else!

Grab a bowl of Ramen

GRAB A BOWL OF RAMEN, SIT DOWN, READ AND ITADAKIMATSU!!!!

Hello fellow shinobi warriors. Welcome to the hidden village of the 50 stars. This is my first blog, many of you are wondering "Should I even read this? Is this gonna be a waste of my time?" My answer to you is, Datebayo, or "Believe It". This could be a waste of your time, or you could even think that this is the best blog you've ever read. You may wonder if this blog is for you, and how is this blog any different from any other you've ever read.

Honestly I don't have that much time to just go all over the internet and search every single blog and every single site to find out if i provide all the information you need. I am not going to say that I am a Shinobi expert, i'm still at a Gennin Level, but keep in mind I'm a Gennin Naruto style. I will list what I will provide, info links ( hopefully), whatever I want to list.