Enter Uzumaki Naruto!!!

I think I went to the wrong channel... can some one direct me to Cartoon Network please... Believe it...

Hey it's me... Uzumaki Naruto... Number 1 loud mouth ninja... Jirayai just made take this disgusting action shot of him... [[ whispers]] I think he is trying to get a date off of Konohaspace...

Oh yeah... now that's better... Do u know what... this is my first time... ever talking to anyone on this internet thing... how are all of you? I'm doing good... how's your life been going for u so far... mines been going incredible... U know...My dad's dead... i don't know what happened to my mom... uhm... pops put a demon in me... uhm... i was an outcast... hmmm

Oh yeah... I wanted to let u all know that Jiraiya has been like a grand father to me... a very old perverted grandfather... who I would never ever... leave a nice beautiful young woman.. like Sakura... Well she'd probably kick his...

It's been so long since... Me... Sakura and Saskue were on a mission... it's been a long time... do u know what... Sakura did a painting... and when she showed it to me... i just wanted to find Saskue even more..

We used to be friends... We used to be friends... along time ago... along time a go... Aaaaaa AAAAA.... The Veronica Mars/OC theme song...

I wish i could have my own theme song... Oh wait... i do... SWEET... TIME FOR SOME RAMEN!!!!!! Later... i'm gonna get me some Ramen... and maybe score! Woot Woot!

Ho Ho Ho... it's the great Toad Sage... back for one more

How do u like this sexy Action Shot???? I had Naruto take it... OH YEAH!
Man... it's be awhile... see I was stuck fighting with this dork... I was out promoting my new Book... " Kissy Kissy Goo Goo: The true Konoha Story" Which hits shelves December 21st... just in time for Christmas.... Sorry... I deviated... I was in such a heated battle... with this no body... I forget his name... Kisame... no that's not it... Ping pong... nope... that's not it either... Pang... Eh... whatever his name is...

But i'm not here to bore u with my tales... I bet my tales of great accomplishments are out there, you can probably read all about it... Or wait until they make the movie about me... hahaha... Well. that's all I have to say for now... Remember... BUY MY BOOK!!!! Comes out December 21st... tell everyone you know... get your very own copy of "Kissy Kissy GOO GOO: The True Konoha Story"

Jiraiya Out!