Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Uchiha Saskue... Naruto Shippuuden



My name, is the name of a legacy. A name that has no real destiny. Only revenge! Uchiha

Saskue. Looking back at the past and realizing how I used to be, so weak, so innocent. Training to become the best Shinobi. Become like m brother. But now, now I want nothing more than to exact my revenge on the killer of my clan. My own flesh and blood. The man that killed my entire clan, my entire family! I realized, after facing Naruto, I realized that if such a weak fool can put up such a fight. He was able to push my body to the limits, and on more than one occasion he was able to get the best of me!
If such a weak fool, was this powerful, what could I expect from my own brother? How much more powerful would he be? He has been training so long, he was a prodigy, he was gifted! He had the ability to kill the entire Uchiha clan. I needed to train, with someone who would give me enough. Someone that would train me to the point where I could kill my own brother. I needed the skills that were developed by a man who was a rogue Shinobi, Orochimaru. He was my ticket, he was my path to my vengeance. My entire clan did not die in vain. They can rest knowing that their deaths as the fuel. A there deaths fueled a young boy, that motivated a prodigy, that created the ultimate Shinobi.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Hey guysssss It's Orochimaru!


That young demon fox boy.... Naruto - Kun has really come along. I think he might’ve become as strong as Saskue! But I don’t believe that the training of that idiot Jirayai could’ve out matched my training! But I think Naruto kun, has an unfair advantage of my Saskue! He has the power of the Nine-tails demon fox, an unfair amount of Chakra. Look at me talking about being unfair! Saskue, will truly kill that fool. And I will finally know that His body is ready for me to take!
And once I have his powers, I will finally be able to take over Konoha, and begin my conquest of all of the hidden villages! That Kabuto is getting on my nerves though. He just stands there all the time, and does everything I say. I think he’s beginning to like me! And it’s starting to freak me out! Everyone knows how life is, I’m the older version of Saskue, Jirayai is that of Naruto, and that big chested Tsunade is Sakura! I’m totally into Tsunade! She’s freaking hot!

Friday, February 15, 2008

Iruka Here!


Naruto is one of the most impressive young ninja’s I’ve ever seen, He’s come along so much ever since he began his training as a kid. I remember watching him grow up, and I think that he will be written down in history for all of time for being one of the greatest Shinobis’s. I remember when he used to eat a lot of ramen, and just keep on saying that he would become Hokage one day. Then I just thought he was just a little prankster just speaking out of his butt. But I kind of sensed that from the very first time I met that knuckle head, that he was destined to be something great.
I would gladly die for that young shinobi, so that he would live on and continue saving the entire world! When he was younger, he didn’t have that many friends, he was a loner, all he had was me. He lived alone, ate alone, and did everything alone. I saw a little of him in me. I was orphaned at a very young age, and I used to act just like him, but there was one big difference between the two of us. Naruto had the nine-tails demon fox deep inside of him. He was destined for greatness, his father was the Fourth... He has immense powers which I could only dream of. Naruto will surpass Hokage, with his love, and emotion, he may change the world with his very intesity... he’s Konoha’s number 1 louad mouth ninja!

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Nara.... Shikamaru

Hmm... I've been sitting down actually thinking about what to write exactly today. I don't want to delve into my life any more and bring up any bad memories... and I don't want to just sit here and give you all another lesson on my Shadow Possession Jutsu. I know you all know how it works by now! Today I've decided that I should sit here and talk about the man who made me who I am today. Naruto! Without that loud mouth hot head around, I wouldn't have become a Chunnin at the Chunnin exams. He's the one that made me look good! hahaha... On another note, I think I'm gonna ask Temari out... Man that woman... all those curves and Me with no brakes! hahaha...
We look pretty good don't we!!! hahaha But she is soo troublesome. In fact girls are so troublesome... Why do i even bother. I should just lay here and just wait for the clouds to drop me a girl! Troublesome.... writing is just troublesome

Thursday, January 10, 2008

I'M BACK!!!!

It's Me the legendary Toad Sage!!!!

Hey, I'm finally back. I've been gone on a long mission. Top secret stuff... I know i've been gone for a very long time! But Finally I'm back! I can't tell you what I was doing but, I can give you a hint! It will hit the top selling charts in the future!!! There will be more to say next time... For now........ I've got more work to do... but I will be back... Trust me... I will... Toad Sage... OUT!

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Enter Uzumaki Naruto!!!








I think I went to the wrong channel... can some one direct me to Cartoon Network please... Believe it...



Hey it's me... Uzumaki Naruto... Number 1 loud mouth ninja... Jirayai just made take this disgusting action shot of him... [[ whispers]] I think he is trying to get a date off of Konohaspace...







Oh yeah... now that's better... Do u know what... this is my first time... ever talking to anyone on this internet thing... how are all of you? I'm doing good... how's your life been going for u so far... mines been going incredible... U know...My dad's dead... i don't know what happened to my mom... uhm... pops put a demon in me... uhm... i was an outcast... hmmm


Oh yeah... I wanted to let u all know that Jiraiya has been like a grand father to me... a very old perverted grandfather... who I would never ever... leave a nice beautiful young woman.. like Sakura... Well she'd probably kick his...


It's been so long since... Me... Sakura and Saskue were on a mission... it's been a long time... do u know what... Sakura did a painting... and when she showed it to me... i just wanted to find Saskue even more..





We used to be friends... We used to be friends... along time ago... along time a go... Aaaaaa AAAAA.... The Veronica Mars/OC theme song...

I wish i could have my own theme song... Oh wait... i do... SWEET... TIME FOR SOME RAMEN!!!!!! Later... i'm gonna get me some Ramen... and maybe score! Woot Woot!

Ho Ho Ho... it's the great Toad Sage... back for one more


How do u like this sexy Action Shot???? I had Naruto take it... OH YEAH!
Man... it's be awhile... see I was stuck fighting with this dork... I was out promoting my new Book... " Kissy Kissy Goo Goo: The true Konoha Story" Which hits shelves December 21st... just in time for Christmas.... Sorry... I deviated... I was in such a heated battle... with this no body... I forget his name... Kisame... no that's not it... Ping pong... nope... that's not it either... Pang... Eh... whatever his name is...

But i'm not here to bore u with my tales... I bet my tales of great accomplishments are out there, you can probably read all about it... Or wait until they make the movie about me... hahaha... Well. that's all I have to say for now... Remember... BUY MY BOOK!!!! Comes out December 21st... tell everyone you know... get your very own copy of "Kissy Kissy GOO GOO: The True Konoha Story"


Jiraiya Out!
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